Paige is out walking her pet fish

( Paige Autumn Scott )

Well that didn't go as planned... apparently blowing a .12 and kissing a hit-witch counts as a form of assault? Who knew... uh, if someone could possibly bail me out... I've got a final in a couple hours this afternoon. Please? I'd owe you big time.

Really? I mean... how does this... remotely work. For his own sake, the source of this owl will only be referred to as Failure. Failure was a stupid mistake from about a week ago. His performance was lackluster to say the least, abysmal if I'm honest. Naturally, kicked his ass out though I kept his underwear as a trophy of shame to hang at a later date. Consider this that date. They're up in the Student Center. Why would I do that, you ask... well, his owl read as follows:

Well if you're drunk enough to make some mistakes this week I'd be down to redeem myself for my poor performance.

Failure, you brought this on yourself. Enjoy your notoriety that will come from having your underwear on show. I'm sure your mum, who wrote your name in your undies, will be so proud.

And here I thought I had a chocolate problem. Went to Honeyduke's for my weekly ration of chocolate and ended up witnessing the following exchange.

Cashier: “We’ve got a special offer on chocolate at the moment, if you’re interested at all?”

Customer: “Chocolate?! You know what? I will have some. I hope you’re happy. I mean, honestly…why do you think I have a weight problem, let alone the rest of the world?”

Cashier: “Sir, I didn’t say you had to buy it…”

Customer: “Well no, you didn’t, but I’m not going to turn down a special offer, am I?”

Cashier: “Would you like me to offer you a health bar instead?”

Customer: “No, I’ll take two chocolate bars.”

Some people just can't hold their sugar I guess...

God I can't believe it. Two days, TWO DAYS! And Jules is number five already! This is insane! How can this keep happening? What the fuck is anyone doing about this? We're being left out to dry here! We're just lucky no one has turned up dead yet. Oh god Jules. Please don't get dead. I can't believe it. I just was with you Thursday, checking out party favors and having lunch... Stop talking like she's dead. She might be hurt, but she'll be fine damnit.

I think we should start wearing tracker charms or something, just in case. I mean, it's clear, we girls are just going to keep getting snatched. At least this way, whoever takes us will have a harder time hiding yes.

[Private to Jace]
I'll be by to help again tonight. Stay off that leg would ya?

Went to see an awesome show today. It was an improv group called Home Improv-ment. They had this one game called 'Sound Effects'. Oh god. This one guy, he was AWESOME. I mean literally made every imaginable sound effect you could think of! They through some weird shit at him too. Anyway, he had one slip up that just killed everyone. He was trying to make a rifle sound but... failed. Epically. It sounded more like a duck getting shot out of a cannon.

So! Bess! For Christmas I am totally getting you a duck gun. That should totally round out the collection right?

[Entry via dicaquill]

At the med center. Ended up splitching myself. Holy fuck that hurts. Nothing quite like seeing part of your body not attached any more. And blood. I can handle blood but not so much when it's mine and... Yeah. Getting some pain pills at least.

So glad Sandra is back. This is getting ridiculous, I mean, how can these people still get away with this shit! There has to be a witness or something out there somewhere! I don't get it. I just... I don't. There's no way of finding these guys. What is it going to take, someone dying?

Eloise, thank you for the list though. I hope people will pay attention to it. If whoever is out there wants to try kidnapping me or anyone I'm with? Bring it. You'll wish you were never born when I'm done with you.

I love getting to take a Pottery course for one of my electives! I was asked to make the first thing that came to mind. I ended up with this.

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Should I be worried this was the first thing I came up with? I like it though. I can't wait till it gets fired. I have no idea what colors I want to glaze it. I really should think about that. Any suggestions?

So excited for the start of this term! Two days in and still cheerful about it, even if I do have to get up way too early. Still catching myself singing Bilbo's song:

The Road goes ever on and on
Down from the door where it began,
Now far ahead the Road has gone,
And I must follow if I can,
Pursuing it with eager feet,
Until it joins some larger way
Where many paths and errands meet.
And whither then? I cannot say